And i really like him. He is so great when we talk and he always makes me laugh…Problem is he doesnt know i love him and he is way in Atlanta…I really wish i could meet him and just have lunch and delicious orange jello. He makes my heart smile. He is soooo incredibly handsome and has an amazing…
“Shaquan meets a girl.
Shaquan gets the girl pregnant.
Shaquan says it’s not his.
She yells at Shaquan.
Shaquan yells back.
She threatens Shaquan.
Shaquan isn’t shaken.
Shaquan goes on tv.
Shaquan is the father.”—The StereoTypical Facts (via cooln3rd)
“I want like a dragon, right? Not like a regular dragon. I want the dragon to have polo on. Like a swaged out dragon. In the shape of like a money sign.Even though I’m gona make like 7.50 an hour with the tattoo on my face…I’m gettin’ money. Oh & he should have prayin’ hands…human prayin’ hands. & those prayin hands are playin basketball & he should be doin a dunk on his haters. But you don’t have to make those detailed cuz haters don’t need details…that’s it.”—Tay (via cooln3rd)
So I’m dead…
It’s actually not as bad as I thought it would be. I get all the angel ass I can manage, the clubs up here have no lines, everyone is VIP, and instead of birthdays we celebrate death days.
After this note I’m getting ready to head out to Tupac’s Death day. I swear this is his third one this year.
I got my eye on Aaliyah and Left Eye. I hope Left Eye doesn’t get jealous and burn my cloud down. I wouldn’t want that getting back to God.
Heaven is really not as strict as they make it seem in the Bible. It’s like the last day of school everyday. I don’t have to worry about work, or getting in trouble. It’s like once you’ve made it here you can do what you want.
I must say I miss a few people down there in Earth. The people who made my life what it was. I cant believe I can’t see them anymore, I can’t believe I wont be able to hang in the same room with them no more, I just can’t wrap my mind around it that I will never share another meal with them. I MISS YOU WAFFLE HOUSE!
Oh yea and Dormtainment.com I guess I miss you all too. Except that monster Chaz. You MONSTER! Yea it takes one to know one.
All I can say is the website wont be the same without me. Who else is going to take off there shirt for the lady fans?
Who else is going to entertain the world with there sexy voice!?
Who else will make the world mad with there controversial blogs?
But Hey, Maybe It’s Just Me…
“Michael! Get your hand outa there!..IM A MAN!”
I <3 you all and even though your "fans" say that your latest videos arent funny, I LOVE them!!!!! Especially the one where mike punched that little girl!! lmaoo, keep up the work, you guys ALWAYS make my day <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Ps. Jerome is not single..........ughhhh I'm heartbroken!!! #notwinning lol
Well thank you. We appreciate the compliment! However we are not Dormtainment. We are their street team on the Internet. We love their videos as well. Thank you for the support. Dormtainment has a twitter, its http://dormtainment.tumblr.com/…ENJOY!!! =)
how come you guys decided to make DT sweeties semi-exclusive, almost like a sorority-type thing? idk, i just have a feeling people are gonna be catty (since some people will be actual DT sweeties and everyone else is not) and it may cause unnecessary and pointless drama. i think any girl who is a DT supporter is a DT sweetie : )
Good question. But the thing is not all DT’s supporters support for the right reasons . We call them skeezers. Lol & we’d rather not have people clump us all together and say that the DTsweeties are hoes . NOT A GOOD LOOK . So thats why there is a whole process to this . Thanks for your opinion though! xo